Flashback Friday 😁 good old times. #memories #senioryear #friends #goodtimes #cute #smile #flashbackfriday

Flashback Friday 😁 good old times. #memories #senioryear #friends #goodtimes #cute #smile #flashbackfriday

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

cheethos:

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

seemzy:

Mulsanne by Me.

seemzy:

Mulsanne by Me.

[The 90s] was such a vivid time. I was obsessed with Missy Elliott, TLC and Eminem. Everything was so great. Nickelodeon had the best shows and the toys were dope and at P.E. time we had all the right things. I wasn’t a ‘90s kid, but I was alive, I remember things. Cartoons were great, music was great, the trends were mortifying.

pradaboiswagg:

thepristineway:

smuugzyfrannie:

I love October

Bout that time

Yasssssssssssssss mammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Then November… Then December…. Yassssssssssssssssssss

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

faithandfury:

cynicsandcircuscandy:

ladyinterior:

Postcards For Ants, Lorraine Loots

WOW

Shut up

playstatixn:

Luxury // Urban // Nature // Fashion

shingekinokyojinheaven:

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website